reminiscence

was little despondent today. no idea y so. just that im flooded with mixed feelings.
ben.k finally reply my msg. and i asked him to chat with him and ask him to make me laugh. and in th end he told me an improvised 3 little pig story


BEN:
once upon a time there were 3 little pigs
one lived in a house of straw
one in a wooden house
and one in a brick house

daph:
uh huhhhs

BEN :
one day a big black wolf with a plastic nose came to the straw house and said little pig come out so i can sleep with you
I'm a porkophile!
the little pig yelled never!
then the big black wolf blew the straw house away, raped the pig and ate it

daph:
-_-!

BEN:
the wolf then went to the wooden house and tried coaxing the pig out
he said, little pig come out and play! u can have lots of fun at my amusement park neverland!!
this little pig came out to play
and got raped like no pig had gotten raped b4
the wolf then ate him
the wolf then reached the huge brick house
he tried luring the pig out wif promises of money

daph:
oi
its a him
how to be raped

BEN:
he said, little pig come out, i've got lots of money to spare

BEN:
use ur imagination!!

BEN:
the little pig opened the door and said no, u come in
the little pig turned out to be a boar
and he stuck his tusks into the wolfs ass
the big black wolf's ass ruptured and he died
the boar then died of stds from the wolf's ass 3 years later
moral of story
GAYS ALL DIE!!!

(hahas in any case thx dude. feeling alittle better)